Providing ourselves as tribute, just a few members of the MobileSyrup group bravely tried Tim Hortons’ new pizza, and to our shock, it wasn’t as terrible as we anticipated.
In reality, it’s actually not that dangerous in any respect.
Earlier than you ask: no, it’s not a sluggish information day and sure, we’re a cell tech web site writing a mini-review of a quick meals chain’s considerably gross-looking new pizza.
Learn on for our impressions of Tim Hortons’ new pepperoni pizza.
It’s like Air Canada’s in-flight pizza
Now we have an odd historical past of writing about bizarre quick meals at MobileSyrup. Why, you would possibly ask? Effectively, they’re usually the most-read tales on our web site. If I’ve left any legacy throughout my virtually 10 years on the publication, I hope I’m remembered for bizarre content material like this.
We’re a novel publication you simply can’t slot in a field.
However onto my mini-review of Tim Hortons’ not-entirely disgusting pizza. In brief, it’s superb, though a bit too greasy for my style. The closest comparability I can draw is Air Canada’s in-flight pizza. In reality, I wouldn’t be shocked to be taught that there’s some degree of crossover with the elements and the way in which it’s ready.
Try that scorching grease 🤮.
Finally, would I’m going out of my manner to purchase Tim Hortons’ pizza once more? Most likely not, but when it’s one of many solely meals choices accessible to me and I’m in a jam, it’s not that dangerous.
-Patrick O’Rourke
Like every part Tims sells, the pizza is aggressively mediocre
Tim Hortons’ new pizza can definitely be thought of pizza. It has all the fitting elements — dough, tomato sauce, cheese, pepperoni. (We tried the pepperoni, however there are different flavours, too). The sauce wants some extra seasoning. The pizza was form of just like the frozen thin-crust pizzas you’ll be able to decide up at a grocery retailer and bake in your oven.
“Total, I simply query why you’d ever purchase it,” Brad Shankar.
That’s to say, it tastes like pizza and fills your stomach however isn’t precisely a premier expertise. Contemplating the numerous glorious pizza choices accessible to Canadians, I’m unsure why you’d decide Tims’ over the rest. However hey, it’s not the worst factor I’ve eaten, and it’s higher than nothing.
-Jon Lamont
It didn’t make me really feel sick, so I really feel like a winner
Like everybody else in Canada, I had low expectations for Tim Hortons’ pizza, however to my shock, it’s… not dangerous? I echo what Jon and Pat mentioned in that it’s principally like a lower-tier airline or frozen pizza providing. Actually, it’s only a fundamental flatbread-tomato-sauce-cheese-pepperoni combo — that’s it. The sauce was a bit sweeter than I want and the crust was, properly, kinda flat, however the cheese and pepperoni have been serviceable.
It’s actually not that dangerous.
Total, I simply query why you’d ever purchase it. Even in the event you needed to accept having lunch at Tims (and I really don’t thoughts their meals, usually), I’d reasonably simply put that cash in the direction of a sandwich and get a chunk of pie from a correct pizza joint in a while.
-Brad Shankar
Tim Hortons pizza is now accessible throughout Canada in 4 varieties. The Merely Cheese flavour is $6.99, whereas the Pepperoni, Rooster Parmesan and Bacon Every little thing choices are $7.99.
